I also want to undeline that the commentator in that link is angry and says a lot of stuff I don't agree with, though that may be because I am a pansy and tend to avoid raising objections unless I know they're watertight. So, I'd probably only have got to 200 or 180 lies.
Dinosaurs have no respect for the American way of life. Dinosaurs recently purchased a large quantity of uranium on the African market. Dinosaurs have the ability to launch an attack in 45 minutes.
"Several species of cactus are now endangered in the west due to "poaching" by collectors and invasive species. But, since Genesis suggests that man has been given dominion over all of the earth, the environmentalist concerns on this note are entirely inappropriate. It may also be that environmentalists, in addition to flauting the Word of God, are merely concerned about the effects that declining cactus populations will have on their supply of mescaline."
From Conservapedia (which, due to high traffic in recent days, has crashed).
Can I make a point? I know it's in vogue at the moment to bash the creationists, but who saw Adam and Eve? They were the first people. I mean, yeah, their kids saw them and they saw eachother. But it's not like there were impartial observers there with clipboards. Also, their skeletons have never been identified.
Well, I think we know SOMEONE who hasn't read enough genesis. PEOPLE WHO SAW ADAM AND EVE: OTHER THAN THEIR CHILDREN AND EACH OTHER, I MEAN God (Duh!) Jesus (According to John) Subtil Serpent An unspecified number of Cherubims Melchisedec (Hebrews 7) Whoever Cain married Whoever the Mark of Cain was meant to warn Maybe the folks in the 'city' of Enoch other than Cain, Mrs Cain, and Enoch (Cain Junior) Maybe the folks created in Genesis 1 In any case, the important thing to remmeber is that the Bible is a literal account of history and contains absaloutely no allegory, cultural folklore, moral messages, or spiritual metaphor.
I actually just finished reading all of the 300 'creationist lies', and I'm indecided on one point. Who do I like less; The creationist who is clearly completely ignorant about Science and probably completely insane? or; The guy who attacks him knowing full well that there is no prospect of changing the creationist's mind, who continues his quest for self-vindication and intellectual superiority solely to 'reveal' how stupid this man really is?
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I suppose from that quote it follows that nothing existed entirely prior to eye-witnesses, which seems a bit post-modern for a centrefielder.
I also want to throw this link out there:
300 lies
I also want to undeline that the commentator in that link is angry and says a lot of stuff I don't agree with, though that may be because I am a pansy and tend to avoid raising objections unless I know they're watertight. So, I'd probably only have got to 200 or 180 lies.
Dinosaurs have no respect for the American way of life.
Dinosaurs recently purchased a large quantity of uranium on the African market.
Dinosaurs have the ability to launch an attack in 45 minutes.
"Several species of cactus are now endangered in the west due to "poaching" by collectors and invasive species. But, since Genesis suggests that man has been given dominion over all of the earth, the environmentalist concerns on this note are entirely inappropriate. It may also be that environmentalists, in addition to flauting the Word of God, are merely concerned about the effects that declining cactus populations will have on their supply of mescaline."
From Conservapedia (which, due to high traffic in recent days, has crashed).
If by dinosaurs you mean Iran. Thanks for exposing those stupid Earth-lovers for what they are: God-haters.
The dinosaurs killed gay marriage.
Can I make a point? I know it's in vogue at the moment to bash the creationists, but who saw Adam and Eve? They were the first people. I mean, yeah, their kids saw them and they saw eachother. But it's not like there were impartial observers there with clipboards. Also, their skeletons have never been identified.
Well, I think we know SOMEONE who hasn't read enough genesis.
PEOPLE WHO SAW ADAM AND EVE: OTHER THAN THEIR CHILDREN AND EACH OTHER, I MEAN
God (Duh!)
Jesus (According to John)
Subtil Serpent
An unspecified number of Cherubims
Melchisedec (Hebrews 7)
Whoever Cain married
Whoever the Mark of Cain was meant to warn
Maybe the folks in the 'city' of Enoch other than Cain, Mrs Cain, and Enoch (Cain Junior)
Maybe the folks created in Genesis 1
In any case, the important thing to remmeber is that the Bible is a literal account of history and contains absaloutely no allegory, cultural folklore, moral messages, or spiritual metaphor.
And posts on this blog contain no sarcasm.
I actually just finished reading all of the 300 'creationist lies', and I'm indecided on one point. Who do I like less;
The creationist who is clearly completely ignorant about Science and probably completely insane? or;
The guy who attacks him knowing full well that there is no prospect of changing the creationist's mind, who continues his quest for self-vindication and intellectual superiority solely to 'reveal' how stupid this man really is?
Though I loved some of his ideas about Physics.
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